Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Quentin Tarantino? Really? If I were not SO exhausted, I could go on and on and on about every single embarassingly annoying thing this man did over the course of the past hour. What qualifies this toothless goober as a singing judge?

Creepy red haired girl -
I just don't get it. I just don't understand what the judges are making such a fuss over. I really, honestly and truly think she sucks.

Kris Allen
- This night, this was good. I thought he was really cool - really different - really sexy. It will take more than one good night, though, for me to be a fan. He is sort of annoying still.

Little – Oh man, I love this song. I love Bette. I love harmonizing to this song with someone who can really hold their own on melody. I love gospel music. I love gospel choirs. I hate Little. She sucks. And she was pitchy.

Adam Lambert –
If I'm being honest (as Simon so often says), this was not his best night. He was great, outstanding, impressive, different, yada yada yada... but something was missing tonight. Usually I catch myself with my mouth open when he performs. Tonight I found myself rolling my eyes once or twice.

Danny –
Very Nick Lachey. Very breathy, lovey-dovey romantic and icky. Can't argue with his vocal ability, he's very good. He is a Final 3, defnitely, but he has really got to up his game if he's gonna take down the Lambert.

Anoop –
Week after week, he sings well. He has a nice voice. I have nothing clever here. I love that Bryan Adams song, Anoop sang it well. But come on.
Matt Giraud –
After I wrote last week's bit about his head-mole being distracting, I read a few other reviews that said the same, exact thing. I laughed out loud each time. So true. It's gotta go. Tonight, Matt sucked. He really sucked. He cracked, he lost his breath, he just messed up a lot. But, that's not shocking, is it? He sucks.


My Bottom Three:
Anoop
(and, sadly, this will probably be his week to go,
although I hope not,
Matt should go first.)
Matt

Little


And ps, here's me:
I have to caveat this pic, I HATE self-portraits.
There is just no way to look like I am not posing, when I am totally posing.
Trying to get the best shot of my haircut without
showing off my crappy skin or makeup-less eyeballs.
I tried to find a random pic from Easter, but there are none.
I had the camera the whole time.

6 comments:

Kim said...

I've got nothing on American Idol - haven't watched it this season except once with Gini and Bill.

Your hair looks cute - can't wait to see the color. LOVE the length. I hear ya on the posed self-portraits - there's no way to have them come out looking naturally.

Allison said...

To be honest I DVR it and fast forward thru the whole thing and just watch A.L., then delete it. All I could think this time was that he should really be cast as Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar (which I love), but not quite the week that he had when they said that he ranked up there with Steven Tyler.

Self portraits are very hard to take, I agree. Mine always come out looking Glamour Shots-ish. Great cut!

Gini said...

Good re-cap again, Liz. Quentin Tarantino needs to climb into a coffin and be buried alive. He acts and looks like part of the living dead............ewwww.

The picture of your new cut is just not doing it for me. Have someone take one and show us the real you! I gotta tell you, some people are great at taking their own pics (and actually enjoy doing so a little too much) and others just aren't - I myself...cannot!
Do it!

Stacie1980 said...

If I had more time I'd delve more deeply into AI...but you pretty much nailed it. : ) Quentin is hideous. Adam is great and after he sang I found myself not really caring about anyone else. Not my fave performance either...but he's still awesome.

I HATE self portraits. I can never get the right angle and my head always looks looming and huge. I make Sydney take them nowadays. : )

Your new style is great...how do you like it?? And Jay??

Mama said...

Love the cut!!

Unknown said...

Stace - sorry I never answered you here, not sure if you'll ever check back, but just in case - Jay loves my hair. He has always preferred it short.
I like it more an more. I wasn't crazy about it at first. Shockingly different color - and not exactly what I wanted at that. But I have grown-then-cut my hair so many times, the cut didn't shock me. I just had (have) to get used to NOT putting it behind my ears. :)